Gifts

 Hi, its me again. Yes, i'm back with another stories to tell (Yeay!). How are you guys doing? Doing fine? Good..... because i'm not. Like really, i'm tired of telling all people i'm doing fine when i'm not. Its been a hard time for me. Messi hasn't scored yet with PSG, Barcelona lose against Granada. Indihome connection down (well, i'm not using indihome tho, but allow it), and Kurama sacrificing his life in Boruto. Like come on, gimme a break. Anyway, enough about my rant. Today, i'm gonna talk about something interesting. Something interesting? Yes. What is it? Bitcoin raise? No. Um, your new phone? No. Then what is it? I'm gonna talk about GIFT. Um......that's not interesting. Shush!

 Do you have favorite characters? If yes, then congrats.....you're normal. If you don't, you're lying....stop the cap. And because they're your favorite characters, then you should know all about them. Their face, their backgrounds, their characteristics, etc. Now, imagine someone asking you to give your favorite characters..... a gift. But why? Why not. I mean, they're not real. We can't do that. Remember, there is nothing impossible in your imagination, my child. Now, surely everyone has their own opinions and choices. But, let me show you mine....

 So the first one is Jazz from Transformers (You can watch it here).

 

(Source : https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/c/cf/MovieJazz_promorender.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080410230836)

But Alex, i thought your favorite character from the Transformers series is Drift. You're a liar! Yes, yes, i know, calm down. Yes, my favorite character from Transformers is Drift. But, i don't have anything to say about him. I can't find a good topic for him. What should i give him? Ramen noodle? No, that's racist. That's why i picked my second favorite character, Jazz. Jazz is like that one friend in school that get all the ladies (a giga chad). But unfortunately, he got killed by The Decepticons, in the first movie (#NeverForget). He can transformed into a Pontiac Solstice GXP, which is not the best car you could get....but still looks awesome. Now, what gift should i give him? I should give him.......a better wheel rim. I mean, look at this...

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 Don't get me wrong, that's a good rims.....but not for me.The design is too weird, and it look like a common rims you get when you buy a sport car. I think they should've made it better, like installing a custom rims. Maybe like this Volk Racing TE37 Black Edition...

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 Yes, it's not the best rim you can get. But at least its better than his original one (in my opinion). Also, because Jazz's car look like a racing car, so i thought this would be perfect for him. Wait, no JDM? Why don't you use JDM? JDM is better than any of your suggestions! Yes, i know. I just want to give him a better rims. Please don't attack me :(

 And the second man is Jigen from Boruto (You can read it here, its in english btw). Now, most of you probably never read Boruto. So, let me show you who Jigen is...

(Source : https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/naruto/images/a/ab/Jigen_Breaking.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1365?cb=20210620160133)

 If you guys still questioning my decision of why he is one of my favorite character, then i don't know what's wrong with you. I mean look at him. His hair, his eyes, his horn, his neck gear, his karma power that looked like a tattoo, the black thingy on his stomach. He is the perfect villain. But Alex, who is he? I never see him in Naruto. Okay, let me explain. His name is Jigen, and he is the leader of this organization called Kara. He is not an ordinary human. He's been possesed by this alien creature named Isshiki Otsutsuki, the partner of Kaguya Otsutsuki (if you watch Naruto, then you should know who Kaguya is). He can shrink all objects (except living creatures), and his hobby is stabbing people with black rods (what a mad lad).Now for my gift, i will give him a cloak. A BETTER CLOAK, like this...

(Source : https://www.teahub.io/photos/full/312-3123965_villain-with-red-cape.jpg)

See, if he wears something like this, he's gonna look a lot cooler. A creepy design, dark colors, skull as a belt. It looks perfect. He is a creepy man, so he should wear a creepy suit. Or at least wears something that make you look like a god. I mean, look at Isshiki's cloak before he possesed Jigen...

(Source : https://s1.zerochan.net/Otsutsuki.Isshiki.600.3413738.jpg)

 He look sick! But again, if he wears this, then everybody will know that he is an Otsutsuki. But still, he should've done better. I know Jigen is originally a monk, but its not an excuse to not a have a sick drip! Come on Jigen, you're almost perfect. Its just....you look like a 40 year old man that took the wrong path in life. He is one of my favorite characters in all Naruto franchise. Its just sad that he's dead now. #RIPJIGEN

 And that's it for today. Yup, another short post, i'm so sorry. If you're still reading up to this point, thank you so much. Now if you excuse me, i will take a nap. Thank you for reading, and i will see you in my next post (please be there.......okay?). And most importantly, don't forget to drink water.